Evade Reality

How To Survive

A Horror Movie

Characters List

Things to Know

First come, first served!

  • All confirmed Players have been added to the “How to Survive a Horror Movie” category chat on Discord.
  • As characters are chosen, they’ll be announced in the “How to Survive a Horror Movie” general channel.
  • Eventually, Players and their character names will be added to this page.
  • Soon after sending your choices, you’ll receive a message with your assigned character and be asked what you’d like your character’s name to be.

What to Do

  • Pick 2 or 3 characters you’d like to be.
  • Message Bee your choices, listed from most to least preferred.
    • You can message through text or Discord.
  • After Bee tells you your assigned character, reply with your character’s name.

Rosalynne
"The Final Girl"

Trope:
  • Resourceful, level-headed, and notices things others miss.
  • You have watched enough horror movies to know the rules and are determined to survive.
  • Calm under pressure, observant, and the moral center of the group.
Survival Rule:
  • Never go anywhere alone.
Fatal Flaw:
  • You have a need to save everyone, even if they go into an obvious trap.

Chandler
"The Jock"

Trope:
  • Your overconfident athlete who thinks you can fight your way out of anything.
  • Big heart, small survival instincts.
  • You’re protective of your friends but tend to punch first and ask questions never.
  • Your biceps have biceps, and your fear response is stuck on “CHARGE!!”
Survival Rule:
  • Never try to fight “The Killer” alone.
Fatal Flaw:
  • Toxic bravery
  • Volunteers for every dangerous task.

"The Mean Girl”

Trope:
  • You’re the sharp-tongued queen bee who treats the horror scenario like an inconvenience to your schedule.
  • You’re surprisingly cunning beneath the vanity.
Survival Rule:
  • Never lose your composure.
  • No screaming, no panic, no fear.
Fatal Flaw:
  • Refuse to cooperate with people you consider “beneath you.”

Jazmine
“The Nerd”

Trope:
  • You’re the horror expert who knows every rule, every trope, and every statistic about survival rates in horror movies.
  • Unfortunately, knowing the rules and actually following them are two very different things.
Survival Rule:
  • Never ignore evidence.
  • Must investigate every clue.
Fatal Flaw:
  • Analysis paralysis
    • Theorizes instead of acting.

Smoke
"The Stoner”

Trope:
  • You’re the chill wild card who stumbles into danger and out of it with equal nonchalance.
  • You operate on a wavelength nobody else can access, occasionally saying something accidentally brilliant.
  • You’re vibes-first, survival-second, and you’re at peace with that.
Survival Rule:
  • Never take anything seriously.
  • Stay chill at all times.
Fatal Flaw:
  • Wanders off alone because “the vibes were calling.”

"The Skeptic"

Trope:
  • You’re the overly rational one who refuses to believe anything horror movieish is happening, even as evidence mounts around you.
  • You’re a scientist (or at least you act like one). There’s a logical explanation for everything. EVERYTHING!
  • You’ll die on this hill.
Survival Rule:
  • Never believe in the supernatural.
  • Rational explanations only.
Fatal Flaw:
  • Stubbornly walk into danger to “prove” it is not dangerous.

"The Love Interest”

Trope:
  • You’re the impossibly attractive romantic subplot who is perpetually entangled in emotional drama while a killer stalks the group.
  • You’re more concerned with relationship dynamics than survival.
  • Flirtatious, dramatic, and fully convinced this entire terrifying situation is really just the backdrop for your love story.
Survival Rule:
  • Never be alone with one player for more than 2 minutes.
Fatal Flaw:
  • Distracted by romantic side-story at the worst moments.
  • Create your own side-stories.

Randi
“The Comic Relief”

Trope:
  • You’re the one who copes with terror through non-stop jokes, pop culture references, and deeply inappropriate commentary.
  • You may or may not be secretly terrified underneath the humor.
  • You’re the one who points out how ridiculous everything is, because someone has to.
Survival Rule:
  • Never stop being funny.
  • At least one joke per scene.
Fatal Flaw:
  • Nobody takes them seriously, even with real information.

“The Authority Figure"

Trope:
  • You’re the older, wearier presence who should theoretically be in charge but nobody is listening to.
  • You have “seen some things.”
  • You’re desperately trying to maintain order in an increasingly chaotic situation, and you’re losing that battle badly.
Survival Rule:
  • Never let the group split up.
Fatal Flaw:
  • Tragic backstory causes freezing at critical moments.